Keep your emotions in check at work. Eliminate situations that do not benefit you. Avoid getting into arguments. Your lucky day this week is Wednesday.
Personally, I wouldn’t trust the salad anywhere. But that’s just me.
Pry open the doors to the future. Which is bleak.
ARIES Don’t enjoy it while it lasts.
This week you will get wet in the rain, but not feel it.
Did you ever step into the darkness fearing you'll never find your way out?
Aries shall arise.
How awkward was the kolakoli between you and your father?
Don't ignore the early signs of mad cow disease.
Crying helps rid the eyes of dangerous chemicals.
Keep tweeting at Kanye until he responds. It'll happen.
Jason Voorhees is behind you.
The dog with no tail is your nightmare.
Oh my dear Aries, you should eat more berries.
Live on films; it can make your life beautiful.
Never believe your friends.
The more you learn about trees, the more you'll want to be one.
Hating everyone is not going to bring you any happiness.