Horoscope

Horoscope

Horoscope

Keep your emotions in check at work. Eliminate situations that do not benefit you. Avoid getting into arguments. Your lucky day this week is Wednesday.

This Week's Horrorscope

Personally, I wouldn’t trust the salad anywhere. But that’s just me.

This Week's Horrorscope

Pry open the doors to the future. Which is bleak.

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Don’t enjoy it while it lasts.

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

This week you will get wet in the rain, but not feel it.

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Did you ever step into the darkness fearing you'll never find your way out?

THIS WEEKS HORRORSCOPE

Aries shall arise.

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

How awkward was the kolakoli between you and your father?

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Don't ignore the early signs of mad cow disease.

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Crying helps rid the eyes of dangerous chemicals.

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Keep tweeting at Kanye until he responds. It'll happen.

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Jason Voorhees is behind you.

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

The dog with no tail is your nightmare.

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Oh my dear Aries, you should eat more berries.

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Live on films; it can make your life beautiful.

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Never believe your friends.

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

The more you learn about trees, the more you'll want to be one.

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Hating everyone is not going to bring you any happiness.

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