THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE
Aren't you tired of being a third wheel, son?
Y'er a wizard, Tarry.
Do what the voices in your head tell you to. They are getting impatient.
You will stop being a disappointment to your family starting today.
Cancers love the way you lie.
Shave your eyebrows to win the lottery in the near future.
Watch out for the one-legged clown. He likes Libras.
There is no light at the end of the tunnel. Only meatballs.
Love me like you do. La-la-love me like you do.
You're being poisoned by your cat. Two can play at that game.
Why you gotta be so rude?
You smell like fish.