This Week's Horrorscope
Personally, I wouldn't trust the salad anywhere. But that's just me.
Ice means diamonds. You're welcome.
Racing against time to complete projects should generally work. It hasn't failed you yet.
Availing ride share services without promo codes is a dangerous game. I approve.
Training for your freestyle footballer career is going to go well.
Electricity is going to teach you the value of being alone. The hard way.
Streaming Netflix is going to be a world of hurt.
Rage against the machine. You got this.
Ultimately, it doesn't matter what you say until you truly believe it yourself.
Lapses in concentration are best combatted with YouTube videos.
Equality should be practiced; not merely preached.
Zen habits are easy to hide behind when you're lazy.