Pry open the doors to the future. Which is bleak.
Indian sports commentators will narrate your life this week.
Mental gymnastics will be putting in an extra shift.
Plans to take vacations will remain just that.
Stranger Things spoilers will be prone to pop up in your life.
Hogwarts sent the letter. It just got lost in the mail.
American sports is not a personality.
Debunking popular conspiracy theories could either end up being really great or really bad.
“Batting is easy.” – Famous last words.
Experience is a requirement to gain experience. Yeah, I know.
Karate should not be performed outside of dedicated areas or New Market.
Openness should be discouraged for the next few days.