THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE
Be crisp. Don't just glaze.
What is your life?
Pray for your wisdom teeth.
Be shiny, be the light.
The more you LIKE her posts, the more you become annoying.
There's no easy way to forget him.
Need more cute brothers? Call me.
Would you ask Khal Drogo out?
Don't believe the Red Woman.
Close the gate to your soul. The other one.
Grasses hate cows, cows hate you.
Your eyes and my pokes. Your lies and my jokes.