THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE
How deep is your love? Too deep apparently.
Ignorance is bliss. So if people ignore you...
Be comfortable in your own skin. Also, get some new skin.
Your love life kind of lives up to the zodiac – it grows and grows, then it dies.
Why tf you lion? Why you always lion!?
What is up with all these love horoscopes jeez?
Romantic times lie ahead. For other people.
You have no future.
Mercury is in Saturn so Uranus is nice.
Might be nice to get away for a day or the weekend. Or forever.
You'll be in a lot of self-denial this week but you're better served with self-hate.
And your love life is literally breaking into pisces. Like a PUNch to the face eh?