This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Don't enjoy it while it lasts.
TAURUS
Are you even aware of your inhibitions?
GEMINI
Rabbits go up in the mountains, but its okay.
CANCER
You do not exist to make yourself feel better.
LEO
We are all here living our most mediocre lives. Come join us.
VIRGO
Girls think you're girly but I think you're just sweet.
LIBRA
When was the last time you thought of someone and felt happy?
SCORPIO
Some of us like apples but most of us like grapes.
SAGITTARIUS
Every breath you take will be watched by someone.
CAPRICORN
Nothing compares to you singing about pizza early in the morning.
AQUARIUS
Sometimes the water is so blue, it starts to look like a painting.
PISCES
Eat your breakfast only when its time to have breakfast.
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