THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE
This week you will get wet in the rain, but not feel it.
All your friendships are lies. Deal with it and move on.
The stars say you'll run into the elakar boro bhai who extorts money from you.
Don't eat a burger this week. Except a vegetarian burger, maybe. No cheese, though.
Imagine all the people, living life in peace. LOL.
It is essential that you catch up on some WWE this week in preparation of the next week.
Work work work work work.
No Wind of Change for you this week.
On Tuesday night, you'll meet someone who will give you a job. On Wednesday morning, you'll wake up.
Avoid her this Friday, Sunday and Monday.
Take a road trip. You deserve it, champ!
Try taking a proper self-portrait that is not a selfie.