Horoscope

Keep your emotions in check at work. Eliminate situations that do not benefit you. Avoid getting into arguments. Your lucky day this week is Wednesday.

4y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Personally, I wouldn’t trust the salad anywhere. But that’s just me.

4y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Pry open the doors to the future. Which is bleak.

4y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Don’t enjoy it while it lasts.

4y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

This week you will get wet in the rain, but not feel it.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Did you ever step into the darkness fearing you'll never find your way out?

7y ago

THIS WEEKS HORRORSCOPE

Aries shall arise.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

How awkward was the kolakoli between you and your father?

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Roses are red, no more single bed.

8y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Try walking on a rope that's tied from one of your horns to another.

8y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

You remind people of Donald Trump's comb over.

8y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Once a desperate businessman said, "I believe in GIVE AND TAKE, AND TAKE MY GIVE".

8y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Your mind is curly just like your horns.

8y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

To be rich, start shearing yourself.

8y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

If you don't want to be the sacrificial goat, act like a MACHO MAN.

8y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

8y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Experience the phantom sensation of someone squeezing your hand suggestively.

8y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Bananas in pyjamas will tap your shoulder any second now.

8y ago