Crying helps rid the eyes of dangerous chemicals.
Other than reading this, is there anything productive you'll do today?
Meeting a significant other after a while can be daunting. Have you tried changing your personality?
Mere mortals are often not enough to do some things. That's where you come in.
Unless that's a weirdly shaped lollipop sticking out of your mouth; you're in big trouble, mister.
Never will words be more appealing than when someone tells you they find your goatee interesting.
“I tried so hard, and got so far. But in the end, I kept getting ______.”
Someone somewhere wants you to fail in life. Look to your right.
Making bad jokes will get you somewhere. Not necessarily a good place.
You're a partially torn 100 taka bill; unwanted by some, valued by most.
Eskimos rarely feel the need for ice in their drinks.
Stumbling through life like a deaf man in a blindfold; are you sure you're alright?