I can't see where your fortune lies.
Your dates are coming from Saudi.
You should buy durable plastic.
Always keep a lungi in your backpack.
She is not your type; stop watching anime.
I wanna meet you.
We are looking for a librarian.
STOP hating your friends; be good to them.
Pasta is best for you, for it makes you bigger.
Your shell will crack soon.
Cry son, cry. I have nothing for you.
Say my name. And again. And again.