THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE
Take a grain of rice. Now sniff it.
Your uncle will ask you to stop calling him bhai.
Play an old game the child inside you likes.
Hmm. Supple. Soft.
Ask your local shopkeeper how much you should charge him per hour.
If you give out GoT spoilers, you'll get spoilers on your wedding night too.
Do you really need this job?
I'm going to make you come... to my house.
Squat; hope for peace.
You da best.
If you're as pretty as a doll, where do I put in the batteries?
It's okay if it feels good. The doctor knows it.