THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE
How awkward was the kolakoli between you and your father?
Tick tock on the clock, there's a door on your knock.
You are meant to meet a girl named Mai this week. You will call her She-mai.
Your life is like a recycle bin.
Sending virtual kolakoli to people won't avoid bad luck.
Remember the last time you set your noodles on fire? Hmmmm.
Ryan Gosling's beard is out to get you.
Ever wondered what nitrogen is called in the morning? Daytrogen.
You knew he was trouble when she walked in.
Get ready for some beef.
How about no?
Don't believe me when I say you are a n8mare.