Did you ever step into the darkness fearing you'll never find your way out?
Everything is fun and games in the Big Box of Fun and Games.
Humour is like soap; drop it in the wrong place and you're done for.
Twenty years have passed, and not a hint of facial hair.
A good measure of a person's wits is his choice of underwear.
Don't look into a mirror for a year. When you finally do, it'll be like meeting a long lost friend.
Butter and a bit of creativity, that's all it takes to have a good time.
What if Rome WAS built in a day but they just want us to work more and earn less?
Japan can be the land of setting sun; you only need to look at a map upside down.
A stitch in time saves nine, but nine stitches in time puts you ahead of the game.
Exams and round objects have a lot in common. They're all pointless.
The Truth always comes out; it believes its parents will understand.