Horoscope

Keep your emotions in check at work. Eliminate situations that do not benefit you. Avoid getting into arguments. Your lucky day this week is Wednesday.

This Week's Horrorscope

Personally, I wouldn’t trust the salad anywhere. But that’s just me.

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How awkward was the kolakoli between you and your father?

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Why are you just staring? Start eating.

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Stop mourning, you never listened to Prince anyway.

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Oh my dear Aries, you should eat more berries.

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Are you proud, ARIES?

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Your eyes and my pokes. Your lies and my jokes.

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I can't see where your fortune lies.

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Take a grain of rice. Now sniff it.

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How deep is your love? Too deep apparently.

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Aren't you tired of being a third wheel, son?

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The more you learn about trees, the more you'll want to be one.

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Hating everyone is not going to bring you any happiness.

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Roses are red, no more single bed.

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Try walking on a rope that's tied from one of your horns to another.