Horoscope

Keep your emotions in check at work. Eliminate situations that do not benefit you. Avoid getting into arguments. Your lucky day this week is Wednesday.

4y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Personally, I wouldn’t trust the salad anywhere. But that’s just me.

4y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Pry open the doors to the future. Which is bleak.

4y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Don’t enjoy it while it lasts.

4y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

This week you will get wet in the rain, but not feel it.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Did you ever step into the darkness fearing you'll never find your way out?

7y ago

THIS WEEKS HORRORSCOPE

Aries shall arise.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

How awkward was the kolakoli between you and your father?

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Your life is as complicated as that jilapi you are having.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

You don't need to read this.

7y ago

THIS WEEKS HOROSCOPE

Are you proud, ARIES?

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Your eyes and my pokes. Your lies and my jokes.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

I can't see where your fortune lies.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Take a grain of rice. Now sniff it.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

How deep is your love? Too deep apparently.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Aren't you tired of being a third wheel, son?

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Why are you just staring? Start eating.

7y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Stop mourning, you never listened to Prince anyway.

8y ago