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Keep your emotions in check at work. Eliminate situations that do not benefit you. Avoid getting into arguments. Your lucky day this week is Wednesday.

This Week's Horrorscope

Personally, I wouldn’t trust the salad anywhere. But that’s just me.

This Week's Horrorscope

Pry open the doors to the future. Which is bleak.

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Don’t enjoy it while it lasts.

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

This week you will get wet in the rain, but not feel it.

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Did you ever step into the darkness fearing you'll never find your way out?

THIS WEEKS HORRORSCOPE

Aries shall arise.

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

How awkward was the kolakoli between you and your father?

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Your life is as complicated as that jilapi you are having.

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

You don't need to read this.

THIS WEEKS HOROSCOPE

Are you proud, ARIES?

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Your eyes and my pokes. Your lies and my jokes.

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I can't see where your fortune lies.

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Take a grain of rice. Now sniff it.

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

How deep is your love? Too deep apparently.

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Aren't you tired of being a third wheel, son?

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Why are you just staring? Start eating.

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Stop mourning, you never listened to Prince anyway.