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Keep your emotions in check at work. Eliminate situations that do not benefit you. Avoid getting into arguments. Your lucky day this week is Wednesday.

This Week's Horrorscope

Personally, I wouldn’t trust the salad anywhere. But that’s just me.

This Week's Horrorscope

Pry open the doors to the future. Which is bleak.

July 30, 2019
July 30, 2019

Horoscope

Keep your emotions in check at work. Eliminate situations that do not benefit you. Avoid getting into arguments. Your lucky day this week is Wednesday.

July 25, 2019
July 25, 2019

This Week's Horrorscope

Personally, I wouldn’t trust the salad anywhere. But that’s just me.

July 18, 2019
July 18, 2019

This Week's Horrorscope

Pry open the doors to the future. Which is bleak.

May 9, 2019
May 9, 2019

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Don’t enjoy it while it lasts.

August 4, 2016
August 4, 2016

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

This week you will get wet in the rain, but not feel it.

July 28, 2016
July 28, 2016

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Did you ever step into the darkness fearing you'll never find your way out?

July 21, 2016
July 21, 2016
July 14, 2016
July 14, 2016

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

How awkward was the kolakoli between you and your father?

June 30, 2016
June 30, 2016

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Your life is as complicated as that jilapi you are having.

June 23, 2016
June 23, 2016

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

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