Aries shall arise.
Go under the table and touch your nose for good luck.
Stop calling yourself a mini gem.
The answer is no.
Deep down, you are a quadrilateral.
Funny how you keep coming back for these horoscopes.
The only thing you need in your life is Linkin Park.
Your lucky font this week is Comic Sans.
Come to terms with the fact that your photos have nothing to do with the size of your lens.
Make sure your tears crash around you.
Tell me, do you bleed? Mmm, nice.
Become the tutor you have always wanted to be. ( )