Keep your emotions in check at work. Eliminate situations that do not benefit you. Avoid getting into arguments. Your lucky day this week is Wednesday.
Did you ever step into the darkness fearing you'll never find your way out?
There exists a pair of trousers that can fold itself into its own pocket in your future.
The janitor's closet turns into an ice cream store every time it is locked from the outside.
You don't know my life. I've been to dark places. The lights in my attic don't work.
You will be your worst enemy. Steer clear of mirrors and any reflective surfaces altogether.
This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Slim Shady.