THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE
ARIES
You will be your worst enemy. Steer clear of mirrors and any reflective surfaces altogether.
TAURUS
When boarding a plane, make sure you aren't being one dimensional.
GEMINI
Do intensive background checks. Wall colour will affect mood swings.
CENCER
If you stand in the middle of nowhere long enough, you will feel the world rotate around you.
LEO
Your poor life choices can definitely be blamed on you. Surprise.
VIRGO
Killer confidence may be out to get you. Take all precautionary steps.
LIBRA
Transparent armour won't help your defences. Everyone can see right through it.
SCORPIO
You will find yourself making a list of things to do and do the things written on a blank page.
SAGITTARIUS
Temptation to create a Facebook event for your birthday at least a month beforehand will take root.
CAPRICON
You will contemplate how selfies of clowns turn out, but not find it in you to Google.
AQUARIUS
Avoid tall tales and tall orders. You know you can't ever reach that height.
PISCES
You will dig deep and find yourself on the other side.
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