HORRORSCOPE

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES You are half way through with your perfect life.

4y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

4y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Photosynthesis is going to stop soon.

4y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Hattori, Hattori, this is my name. Laughing, making you laugh, this is my game.

4y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

4y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES

4y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Sundays are the best of the worst.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Wet handkerchiefs are better than moist ones.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Where do you think you are going, good sir?

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

I don't know your name.

5y ago

This week's horrorscope

Some people think they know you but they don't know you are an orange, do they?

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Its a new year and a new life.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

The cold can feel warm too.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

You should visit your mom more often.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Your taste buds are lying.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Tea is best served chilled. Chillies can be tasty.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

No means no but maybe can mean no too.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Note down the number of times you drink apple juice this week.

5y ago