This Week's Horrorscope

There is a time and place for everything except your incessant recording for social media stories.

This Week's Horrorscope

Some of us know what to eat for breakfast.

This week's horrorscope

Racing against time is futile.

This Week's Horrorscope

That thing you did that's been keeping you up all night? Definitely your fault.

This Week's Horrorscope

Post apocalyptic worlds would be a nice place to live in if you were a cockroach.

This Week's Horrorscope

Irk the child, it shall cry. Irk the man, its heart shall wail.

This Week's Horrorscope

I like roses that don't bloom.

This Week's Horrorscope

Don't act like you don't like avocados.

This Week's Horrorscope

Where do you think you are going, good sir?

This Week's Horrorscope

I don't know your name.