This Week's Horrorscope
Rainy days are the best if you have someone to make tea for you.
Chocolate cakes will give you a heartache and a heartbreak.
Are you even allowed to touch oranges?
Lemon-mint is just the English medium cousin of lemonade.
You are not your own enemy but your enemies are your friends.
Some of the people who work at night need more time to work.
I refuse to tell you that you are not a good boy/girl.
Roses can be used to dye your hair red.
The best kind of people have the worst kind of taste in pizzas.
If you like apples then your name is probably not Adam.
You are the sum of all the cups of tea you've had in a day.
Someday you will find yourself right beneath the landslide.