This Week's Horrorscope
Don't drink milk, drink Moo Afza.
Why do you live in the city and not in my heart?
Coconut water is good for your skin.
Something is wrong but I can't quite figure out what.
Your earphones belong to everyone else but you.
If you're not going to read books, don't buy them.
When will you learn to live your life through others?
So, you think you can dance better than a dolphin?
Rings look good on your toes.
Cowbells are my favourite kind of accessory.
Drink and spill lots of tea.
Rubber bands are like hairbands only some hairbands do not have rubber in them.