This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES

I like roses that don't bloom.      



TAURUS

Honey-bees are actually kind of cute to look at.  



GEMINI

Where you sleep is where you weep.     



CANCER

Go to the right side of the left room on the far right. 



LEO

Rotating structures are your enemies.      



VIRGO

What would a green elephant look like?  



LIBRA

Some of us know more than most of us know.      



SCORPIO

Where do you live if not within your own dreams?   



SAGITTARIUS

Good friends are not that hard to come by. You just have to be a good friend too.   



CAPRICORN

There is no such thing as sweeter a sting.



AQUARIUS

Leave your woes behind you with your pile of dirty laundry.



PISCES

Neon cannot be your favourite colour.