This Week's Horrorscope
Hattori, Hattori, this is my name. Laughing, making you laugh, this is my game.
Bottlenecks are far less comfortable than turtlenecks.
Disco in my shirt, you are not invited.
The pie is in the oven, and the laundry is out of the basket.
W is the letter of my kind, weakness of the mind, please rewind.
Oh yeah, show me the way, where is my pay, today is the day.
Ankles will provide an acute bonding experience.
Arbovirus is a bacterial disease.
No, keys are not knees with a silent N.
Idris Elba in salwar kameez, you do the math.
Lymph nodes explode, I am hurt, band-aid please.
Avatar: The Last Airbender was the best TV show of all time and you know it.