This Week's Horrorscope
You are half way through with your perfect life.
Nothing is going to break your heart or your legs.
Lightening is a cool name for a dog.
Dancers are not meant to be non-dancers.
Fly away with your friends to the nearest beach this week.
Rolling down the hills is for people who are lazy.
Rounding up all the dogs in your neighbourhood and tell them a bed-time story.
Sundays are not your best days.
Love will come to you if you promise to give it some cake.
Light bulbs can also work as idea generators.
Going for a spin in your dad's car is not as cool as you think.
Try to bake but don't try to shade.