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This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
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This Week's Horrorscope
Sundays are the best of the worst.
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This Week's Horrorscope
Wet handkerchiefs are better than moist ones.
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This Week's Horrorscope
Sundays are the best of the worst.
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This Week's Horrorscope
Your feet are always the ones that smell. Should you do something about it? Meh.
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This Week's Horrorscope
There is a time and place for everything except your incessant recording for social media stories.
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This Week's Horrorscope
Some of us know what to eat for breakfast.
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This week's horrorscope
Racing against time is futile.
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This Week's Horrorscope
That thing you did that's been keeping you up all night? Definitely your fault.
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This Week's Horrorscope
Post apocalyptic worlds would be a nice place to live in if you were a cockroach.
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This Week's Horrorscope
Irk the child, it shall cry. Irk the man, its heart shall wail.
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This Week's Horrorscope
I like roses that don't bloom.
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This Week's Horrorscope
Don't act like you don't like avocados.
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This Week's Horrorscope
Where do you think you are going, good sir?
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This Week's Horrorscope
I don't know your name.
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This week's horrorscope
Some people think they know you but they don't know you are an orange, do they?
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This Week's Horrorscope
Its a new year and a new life.
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This Week's Horrorscope
The cold can feel warm too.
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This Week's Horrorscope
You should visit your mom more often.
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This Week's Horrorscope
Your taste buds are lying.
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This Week's Horrorscope
Tea is best served chilled. Chillies can be tasty.
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This Week's Horrorscope
No means no but maybe can mean no too.
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This Week's Horrorscope
Note down the number of times you drink apple juice this week.
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This Week's Horrorscope
You are not alone.
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This Week's Horrorscope
Would you like to go for a walk?
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This Week's Horrorscope
It's cool to like Nickelback now.
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This Week's Horrorscope
Sabre-toothed cats are no more, and we are safe.
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This Week's Horrorscope
Some poets don't know how to write poetry.
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This Week's Horrorscope
Hey, what's your star sign?
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This week's Horrorscope
Eating spaghetti will get you nowhere.
