This Week's Horrorscope

There is a time and place for everything except your incessant recording for social media stories.

This Week's Horrorscope

Some of us know what to eat for breakfast.

This week's horrorscope

Racing against time is futile.

This Week's Horrorscope

That thing you did that's been keeping you up all night? Definitely your fault.

This Week's Horrorscope

Post apocalyptic worlds would be a nice place to live in if you were a cockroach.

This Week's Horrorscope

Irk the child, it shall cry. Irk the man, its heart shall wail.

This Week's Horrorscope

No means no but maybe can mean no too.

This Week's Horrorscope

Note down the number of times you drink apple juice this week.

This Week's Horrorscope

You are not alone.

This Week's Horrorscope

Would you like to go for a walk?