HORRORSCOPE

This Week's Horrorscope

This Week's Horrorscope
This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Photosynthesis is going to stop soon.
This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Hattori, Hattori, this is my name. Laughing, making you laugh, this is my game.
This Week's Horrorscope

This Week's Horrorscope
This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES
This Week's Horrorscope

Sundays are the best of the worst.
This Week's Horrorscope

Wet handkerchiefs are better than moist ones.
This Week's Horrorscope

Sundays are the best of the worst.
This Week's Horrorscope

Your feet are always the ones that smell. Should you do something about it? Meh.
This Week's Horrorscope

There is a time and place for everything except your incessant recording for social media stories.
This Week's Horrorscope

Some of us know what to eat for breakfast.
This week's horrorscope

Racing against time is futile.
This Week's Horrorscope

That thing you did that's been keeping you up all night? Definitely your fault.
This Week's Horrorscope

Post apocalyptic worlds would be a nice place to live in if you were a cockroach.
This Week's Horrorscope

Irk the child, it shall cry. Irk the man, its heart shall wail.
This Week's Horrorscope

I like roses that don't bloom.
This Week's Horrorscope

Don't act like you don't like avocados.
This Week's Horrorscope

Where do you think you are going, good sir?
This Week's Horrorscope

I don't know your name.
This week's horrorscope

Some people think they know you but they don't know you are an orange, do they?
This Week's Horrorscope

Its a new year and a new life.
This Week's Horrorscope

The cold can feel warm too.
This Week's Horrorscope

You should visit your mom more often.
This Week's Horrorscope

Your taste buds are lying.
This Week's Horrorscope

Tea is best served chilled. Chillies can be tasty.
This Week's Horrorscope

No means no but maybe can mean no too.
This Week's Horrorscope

Note down the number of times you drink apple juice this week.
This Week's Horrorscope

You are not alone.
This Week's Horrorscope

Would you like to go for a walk?
This Week's Horrorscope

It's cool to like Nickelback now.