HORRORSCOPE

This Week's Horrorscope

I like roses that don't bloom.
This Week's Horrorscope

Don't act like you don't like avocados.
This Week's Horrorscope

Where do you think you are going, good sir?
This Week's Horrorscope

I don't know your name.
This week's horrorscope

Some people think they know you but they don't know you are an orange, do they?
This Week's Horrorscope

Its a new year and a new life.
This Week's Horrorscope

The cold can feel warm too.
This Week's Horrorscope

You should visit your mom more often.
This Week's Horrorscope

Your taste buds are lying.
This Week's Horrorscope

Tea is best served chilled. Chillies can be tasty.
This Week's Horrorscope

No means no but maybe can mean no too.
This Week's Horrorscope

Note down the number of times you drink apple juice this week.
This Week's Horrorscope

You are not alone.
This Week's Horrorscope

Would you like to go for a walk?
This Week's Horrorscope

It's cool to like Nickelback now.
This Week's Horrorscope

Sabre-toothed cats are no more, and we are safe.
This Week's Horrorscope

Some poets don't know how to write poetry.
This Week's Horrorscope

Hey, what's your star sign?
This week's Horrorscope

Eating spaghetti will get you nowhere.
This Week's Horrorscope

Liking Game of Thrones cannot be a substitute for having a personality.
This Week's Horrorscope

Pasta won't help with the relationship problem.
This week's horrorscope

Rachel is a good name for a pet cloud.
This Week's Horrorscope

Goth is not a look, it's a lifestyle.
This Week's Horrorscope

There is someone from Australia who is thinking about you.
This Week's Horrorscope

EDM is the jazz of the 21st century.
This Week's Horrorscope

Sucking on potatoes will improve your luck.
This Week's Horrorscope

Hello, is it 2441139, Bella Bose, where is my shawarma?
This Week's Horrorscope

Ill made is the happiness that is made selling contraband, like sweet smiles.
This week's Horrorscope

If you're really looking into buying that self-help book, you're really not helping yourself.
This Week's Horrorscope

Saccharin smiles are pretty because sugar causes diabetes.