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This week's horrorscope

Racing against time is futile.

This Week's Horrorscope

That thing you did that's been keeping you up all night? Definitely your fault.

This Week's Horrorscope

Post apocalyptic worlds would be a nice place to live in if you were a cockroach.

September 26, 2019
September 26, 2019

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES You are half way through with your perfect life.

August 22, 2019
August 22, 2019

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This Week's Horrorscope

July 4, 2019
July 4, 2019

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Photosynthesis is going to stop soon.

June 27, 2019
June 27, 2019

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Hattori, Hattori, this is my name. Laughing, making you laugh, this is my game.

May 30, 2019
May 30, 2019

This Week's Horrorscope

This Week's Horrorscope

May 23, 2019
April 25, 2019
April 25, 2019

This Week's Horrorscope

Sundays are the best of the worst.

April 18, 2019
April 18, 2019

This Week's Horrorscope

Wet handkerchiefs are better than moist ones.

April 11, 2019
April 11, 2019

This Week's Horrorscope

Sundays are the best of the worst.

April 4, 2019
April 4, 2019

This Week's Horrorscope

Your feet are always the ones that smell. Should you do something about it? Meh.