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ARIES You are half way through with your perfect life.

Wet handkerchiefs are better than moist ones.

I like roses that don't bloom.

Don't act like you don't like avocados.

You should visit your mom more often.

There is a time and place for everything except your incessant recording for social media stories.

Some of us know what to eat for breakfast.

Racing against time is futile.

That thing you did that's been keeping you up all night? Definitely your fault.

Post apocalyptic worlds would be a nice place to live in if you were a cockroach.

Irk the child, it shall cry. Irk the man, its heart shall wail.

No means no but maybe can mean no too.

Note down the number of times you drink apple juice this week.

You are not alone.

Would you like to go for a walk?