ARIES You are half way through with your perfect life.
This Week's Horrorscope
Wet handkerchiefs are better than moist ones.
I like roses that don't bloom.
Don't act like you don't like avocados.
You should visit your mom more often.
There is a time and place for everything except your incessant recording for social media stories.
That thing you did that's been keeping you up all night? Definitely your fault.
Post apocalyptic worlds would be a nice place to live in if you were a cockroach.