This Week's Horrorscope
Photosynthesis is going to stop soon.
Evacuation is inevitable unless it is impertinent.
Youth is a social construct. I'm a Civil Engineer.
Go home to your mother and don't come back.
Play with us if you think you can eat chicken sandwiches.
Learning how to handle gravy is the fastest way to get rich in this town.
Some of your efforts will not go to waste.
Sloppy seconds make for great dinners.
Gaps are nice but not big enough.
Gasping is a great way of releasing happiness.
Oh yeah, the cow eats hay, I am tired and I will lay. Down.
The moon is bright because you are a nice person.