This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Your feet are always the ones that smell. Should you do something about it? Meh.
TAURUS
Try saying sorry sometimes. It's not that hard.
GEMINI
Don't hate yourself for all the biriyani you'll consume this week. We've all been there.
CANCER
This week, you'll realise you leave bad impressions. It might be better stay in sometimes.
LEO
Is all that effort really worth it?
VIRGO
People will spoil Sacred Games for you. You've been warned.
LIBRA
Wasting time coming up with 15 ways to finish your project, means you have less time to worry about which one you use.
SCORPIO
You've spent the last four days prioritising the wrong thing. Just letting you know.
SAGITTARIUS
Contrary to popular belief, you should ride the bus more often.
CAPRICORN
Digestion will not be your friend.
AQUARIUS
Be prepared to get really, really wet.
PISCES
Stop being productive in your head.
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