This Week's Horrorscope
Your feet are always the ones that smell. Should you do something about it? Meh.
Try saying sorry sometimes. It's not that hard.
Don't hate yourself for all the biriyani you'll consume this week. We've all been there.
This week, you'll realise you leave bad impressions. It might be better stay in sometimes.
Is all that effort really worth it?
People will spoil Sacred Games for you. You've been warned.
Wasting time coming up with 15 ways to finish your project, means you have less time to worry about which one you use.
You've spent the last four days prioritising the wrong thing. Just letting you know.
Contrary to popular belief, you should ride the bus more often.
Digestion will not be your friend.
Be prepared to get really, really wet.
Stop being productive in your head.