This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES
Sundays are the best of the worst.
TAURUS
You don't know what you are eating.
GEMINI
Times are changing but you are not changing with it.
CANCER
Apples have friends too.
LEO
When was the last time you went home?
VIRGO
Gloves are good for Monsoon.
LIBRA
Some of us are good at things we are not good at.
SCORPIO
We are so done with the colour orange this year.
SAGITTARIUS
Do you have friends under the sea?
CAPRICORN
Roses are red because you want them to be red.
AQUARIUS
Some days we are darker than we seem.
PISCES
Pink is a good colour and a good musician.
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