ARIES You are half way through with your perfect life.
This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES Photosynthesis is going to stop soon.
ARIES Hattori, Hattori, this is my name. Laughing, making you laugh, this is my game.
ARIES
Sundays are the best of the worst.
Wet handkerchiefs are better than moist ones.
Some people think they know you but they don't know you are an orange, do they?
Its a new year and a new life.
The cold can feel warm too.
You should visit your mom more often.
Your taste buds are lying.
Tea is best served chilled. Chillies can be tasty.
No means no but maybe can mean no too.
Note down the number of times you drink apple juice this week.
You are not alone.
Would you like to go for a walk?
