HORRORSCOPE

ARIES You are half way through with your perfect life.

ARIES Photosynthesis is going to stop soon.

ARIES Hattori, Hattori, this is my name. Laughing, making you laugh, this is my game.

ARIES

Sundays are the best of the worst.

Wet handkerchiefs are better than moist ones.

You are not alone.

Would you like to go for a walk?

It's cool to like Nickelback now.

Sabre-toothed cats are no more, and we are safe.

Some poets don't know how to write poetry.

Hey, what's your star sign?

Eating spaghetti will get you nowhere.

Liking Game of Thrones cannot be a substitute for having a personality.

Pasta won't help with the relationship problem.

Rachel is a good name for a pet cloud.