This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Its a new year and a new life.
TAURUS
Don't go chasing white rabbits.
GEMINI
Don't forget that you are a star, which means you are a ball of hot gas.
CANCER
Do you have a friend you can trust?
LEO
Some people think they are cool. Are you one of them?
VIRGO
Your birthday should matter only to you.
LIBRA
Don't live your life in a bubble. Get an attached bathroom.
SCORPIO
Blue is the colour of sadness and water.
SAGITTARIUS
I like oranges as much as I like you.
CAPRICORN
Books are meant to be read and written.
AQUARIUS
I guess you could say you are drowning in sorrows.
PISCES
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