ARIES

Your taste buds are lying.



TAURUS

If you can break a nail, you can surely break a leg.



GEMINI

You will be cursed by the lord of the rings.



CANCER

You should count the number of people who can pronounce your name correctly.



LEO

Goats can be your best friend. 



VIRGO

Dark make-up is in again.



LIBRA

You should start building a tree-house.



SCORPIO

If you scratch someone's back, don't ask them to scratch yours.



SAGITTARIUS

Singing is the best type of self-entertainment. 



CAPRICORN

Your mom told me I'm better looking than you are.



AQUARIUS

Drink lots of water in case you get dehydrated from boredom.



PISCES

If your favourite person is sad, you should ask them about it.