There is a time and place for everything except your incessant recording for social media stories.
Your EDM career may have been short-lived, but you should keep it alive online. It's funny.
Due to popular demand, Gemini will have no future this week.
Surprise your parents this week by staying in bed all day on Tuesday too.
Attempts to run away from your problems will fail this week when the problem turns out to be a short-circuited treadmill.
Your cat loves you. Maybe. 50/50.
Thought your new phone could do everything but love you? You thought wrong.
No one is going to like your new favourite show.
Avoid making life decisions based off of the vague suggestions from questionable sources.
It's not your camera. It's you.
They will definitely swindle you this week.
The events of this week will be nearly identical to all the other events of your life to this point.