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Keep your emotions in check at work. Eliminate situations that do not benefit you. Avoid getting into arguments. Your lucky day this week is Wednesday.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Personally, I wouldn’t trust the salad anywhere. But that’s just me.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

Pry open the doors to the future. Which is bleak.

5y ago

This Week's Horrorscope

ARIES Don’t enjoy it while it lasts.

6y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

This week you will get wet in the rain, but not feel it.

8y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

Did you ever step into the darkness fearing you'll never find your way out?

8y ago

THIS WEEKS HORRORSCOPE

Aries shall arise.

8y ago

THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE

How awkward was the kolakoli between you and your father?

8y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Movie idea: aliens invade Mexico ironically then get pwned by local cacti.

9y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

A little vitamin D never did any harm. A lot of vitamin D has killed. D stands for Death.

9y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

You will contract severe tetanus.

9y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

In Roman schools, there were a lot of boy-girl parties. Yes, THOSE ones.

9y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Slather mud on your head for natural brown hair.

9y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

For success have a little woman sing in an exotic language over a mad cellist's composition.

9y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

Baby are you regret? Because I want to hold on to you and never let go.

9y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

The only way you'll be one of the popular kids is to be the kindle wood at a bonfire. Suck it up.

10y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

when is you be when dog is kill?

10y ago

THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE

I didn't know SHOUT came out on Thursdays and I work there! What else don't I know?

10y ago