THIS WEEK'S HOROSCOPE
A little vitamin D never did any harm. A lot of vitamin D has killed. D stands for Death.
If you stare for too long at stars, you'll miss the opportunity to do other things in life.
The winds whisper your name. They say you're a punk. The winds are calling you out.
You will fail to satisfy your girlfriend with your inadequate class test results.
Check your Privilege before you wreck your Privilege. Privilege is the name of a car in GTAV.
What are you doing with your life? That was rhetorical. I know EXACTLY what you're doing.
Michael J Fox shakes his head disapproving at the choice of music in your rave party.
What beats brute force? "Paper", "Bulbasaur" and "mountain power" are all correct answers.
Technically, it is the polar bear liver that eats you. Things get freaking intense in the Arctic.
Michael J Fox shakes his head erratically, perhaps epileptically, at your poor life decisions.
They still haven't found a name for what it is that you do, but don't let that deter you.
When Mohammad Ali tells you to leave, you leave your job, your friends and your home.