3d ago| Satireday

Not clashes, just students preparing for world cups

As we are heading towards back-to-back world cups this year, potential participants are spending more time preparing themselves, although most are still unsure of which world cup they are preparing for -- cricket, football or something else?  

2w ago| Satireday

Everyone shouting at work after senior overused caps lock during WFH

A workplace in Dhaka has become a public nuisance as all employees shout at each other throughout the workday. 

3w ago| Satireday

Private university students learning how to say ‘Sohomot Bhai’

Just when the students of private universities were thinking they had studied enough courses to be a “corporate frontrunner”, their universities introduced a new course, Introduction to Party-ing, to ensure that students could contribute to the holy politics of Chapasthan.  

Jalanta reveals his next epic

Bangla film’s action-comedy superstar, Jalanta Anil, has denied allegations of him lying about the budget of his latest film: Dhan- The Hay. 

Job opening for ‘Boss’s friend’s child’ gets record applications

A new position has opened up in Inequity Inc, one of the Misfortune 500 companies of the country.  

Paying less: The best way to prevent money laundering

Amid the epidemic of money laundering crimes, the country just invented a foolproof method of preventing people from doing dirty stuff with the money they don’t need.  

Police declare all cases solved and shift focus to bad singers

Daha Mrittu Politan Police (DMPP), in a press conference this week, announced a radical shift in policy as all pending murder cases were declared solved. 

Club senior says he discovered debating

A senior from Bangladesh Debate Union called a press conference at National Press Club today to “celebrate his part” in winning the World Universities Debating Championship.  

B,CB outlaws retirement; players can only be rested

The country’s apex cricket governing body has ruled that henceforth, no cricketer will be allowed to retire.