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Team can only win if board officials are shown on TV during matches: study
Chapasthan’s national cricket team has recently gone on an unexpected winning streak, romping to victory in matches against opposition no one expected them to beat.
PARKOUR!
The city corporation has started a noble initiative to improve the fitness and wherewithal of the city dwellers. “Mission Parkour!” will encourage residents to jump over central reservations, dodge buses, trucks, rickshaws, private cars, CNG-run auto-rickshaws and other pedestrians as they go about their daily business in the city.
Content creator rules her own universe of 5
A content creator recently declared that she had made her own social media universe where everything revolves around the number 5.
Scientists have discovered a new parasite and it could be your lab project partner
Like a parasite sucking on its host, Rafsan Plasmodium feasted on all his groupmates' intellect.
Company discovers novel idea to sell more products on Women’s Day
The following conversation is part of the meeting minutes of an organisation that sells consumer goods. The meeting was held before Women’s Day to discuss business strategies for the occasion.
Man shocked to find house robbed despite windows having grills
A man was shocked nearly into speechlessness after discovering that his house was robbed despite there being grills on his windows.
Is there really a demand for cats and dogs in restaurants?
A host of cats and dogs in the capital have recently sought asylum in Europe because of a rumour that has spread like wildfire.
Top digital marketer shares secret: I know almost nothing
Decked out in a custom-made suit, he kept glancing at his watch and then phone.
It’s me, hi, I’m the problem, it’s me, says BCB boss
"I have a condition where if I am not shown on television and I am not the centre of attention, I get really sick."
Unable to deal with mosquito menace, Fashundhara resident starts adopting them as pets
It was late at night. After what was an excruciatingly exhausting day, Armana dragged her body to bed, eager to put the day, and herself, to rest.
Biscuit company goes broke after blowing budget on packaging
A biscuit company shut down recently because, according to officials, they blew their whole budget on hiring designers to come up with an attractive packet.
Acting manager thought he would just have to be the best at acting
A man lost his job at a company yesterday, weeks after being made its acting manager, because he aid too much attention to the “acting” part.
Clash between Patro League and Patro Dal leaves several unmarried
Leaders and activists of Patro League and Patro Dal, the marriage wings of two political parties, locked in a clash in front of a kazi office in the capital yesterday, leaving several unmarried.
Fighting over being called ‘Murgi’ stops after price of chicken skyrockets
Being called “Murgi” has always been a source of extreme offence for all students of Bangladesh, although they can often been found queueing up to have fried chicken.
Biscuit company goes broke after blowing budget on packaging
A biscuit company shut down recently because, according to officials, they blew their whole budget on hiring designers to come up with an attractive packet.
‘I call him Bhai but found that he is actually younger’
A man’s world came crashing down around him when he found out recently that a colleague, who he used to address as “Bhai”, was actually younger.
Social media celebrities will soon become Tagores and Nazruls
A recent, very confidential study has projected that very soon, Bangladesh will become home to not one, not two, but very many Nazruls, Tagores and Shakespeares.
How to not get mugged as a student
A startling lack of street-smartness has been cited as primary reasons for this crisis.
The nine-to-five grind too much even for the Taliban?
After decades of fighting them, it appears that the West had the answer to defeating the Taliban in Afghanistan right in front of their eyes -- leave the country and let them have a go at running it.
5-second rule is now the 10-second rule: mother
A mother in the capital has introduced a new rule in her household, instructing her three young children to eat off the floor whenever possible.