This Week's Horrorscope
ARIES
Are you sad for your grapes? I am too.
TAURUS
Some frogs like living in tree-houses.
GEMINI
Rabbits go up in the mountains, but its okay.
CANCER
Water is your best friend this time of the year.
LEO
If you don’t believe in horoscopes, stop reading them.
VIRGO
Roses are red, violets are blue, but potatoes are nice and so are you.
LIBRA
Air is the best substitute for any kind of meal.
SCORPIO
Monkeys can befriend anyone.
SAGITTARIUS
Wooden houses can be good investment for otter people.
CAPRICORN
Your number is very catchy, Bella.
AQUARIUS
I know you think blue fire sounds cool but think again.
PISCES
Riding off into the night is not a good idea.
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