Itinerary — it's a list of to-do activities on a trip which never goes according to plan. Truth is, a three-day two-night (3D, 2N) trip to your hometown could turn out to be more exciting than the annual 5D, 4N trip to Bangkok, even if that comes with a concert.
Over the years, I have travelled over 50,000 kilometres in nine countries. Yes, I use a travel assistant app that keeps track of that data. Some of the trips have been amazing, some not so great; each an experience worth emptying my pockets for. And because every day on a trip is never the same, only the "highlights" shine through my Instagram stories.
This article is an itinerary of me hopping across countries and cities, picking highlights from each trip, presenting a montage of my travels.
Arrive at the Pudong International Airport, Shanghai.
The red-eye from Chongqing was not an easy feat. As the only non-Chinese passenger on a domestic flight, I had already put the crew members on alert. They were possibly thinking, "Who's this guy with a green passport?" To make matters worse, the attendant serving dinner had failed to comprehend my most important inquiry — "Is this chicken?" — and so I had to go with the cake and juice.
Upon landing, I made my way through a parade of trolleys to experience the Shanghai Maglev Train, the only operational magnetic levitation transport in the world. Super sleek and futuristic, this machine took me to the Longyang Road station from the airport, going in speeds north of 300 kilometres per hour. The landscape outside whizzed past as my ears popped. And long before I could finish humming the tunes of an Artcell track, I was in the city. Far into the sky rose the towers of Lujiazui, their observatory decks on top of my bucket list.
Enjoy street food by the Patong beach in Phuket.
I can say with confidence that Phuket is synonymous with relaxing. You can be floating on the rooftop infinity pool of your hotel, looking at the people parasailing down at the beach, while heavy clouds come down on you from behind the mountains. Because that's what I did. Later, tungsten bulbs lit up the beach town as I wandered around and found a pop-up restaurant right by Thanon Bangla.
Fluent only in "Sawasdee!" — the only bit of Thai I knew — I ordered pad thai and shrimp tempura. There were many such restaurants all lined up along the road, managed by middle-aged couples; the men cooked while the women took care of the orders and finances. As soon as a bowl of steaming noodles and shrimp landed in front of me, the sky opened its gates. The spices danced on my taste buds and the complimentary coconut smoothie sent me into a meditative state, not to be disturbed by obscure Thai yells to get under a shelter.
Take a walking tour in downtown Kuala Lumpur.
There's one quality every traveller should possess: spontaneity. I had only planned on looking at souvenirs at Central Market. As luck would have it, the smiling woman at the information desk handed me a "Kuala Lumpur Must Visit Attractions" booklet. It contained a list of the places with a map on the back; one had to find a designated person at each location and get the book stamped. Spontaneity? This was my version of the Amazing Race.
The Sri Mahamariamman Temple, Sin Sze Si Ya Temple, and Jamek Mosque were easiest to find. So were the St Mary's Cathedral, Sultan Abdul Samad Building beside Merdeka Square, and museums close by. However, the bustling Petaling Street drove me insane as I traversed its entire length several times in search of Fung Wong Biscuit, a century-old bakery. When I did find it, the owner, confused with this animated tourist, cared enough to stamp his booklet. Mission accomplished.
Spend an evening shopping and eating around Park Street in Kolkata.
If there's something India offers us Bangladeshis, it's the experience of being ourselves but also feeling out of place at the same time. It's more prominent in Kolkata where you see and hear Bangla everywhere. Like most troubles during travelling, this alienating feeling too could be solved with retail "food" therapy.
In the city that lets me be a babumoshai, Park Street is where I felt at home. Walking through Sudder Street and then past the Indian Museum, the next left turn lured me into "the Street that Never Sleeps". This cosmopolitan avenue has everything to offer — hotels, shopping, bookstores (a personal agenda), coffee, historical architecture from the late 18th century, nightlife, Kusum Rolls (another personal agenda) — everything. It's an amusement park for the senses and for your pockets. I spent a good half hour scouring through covers at the Oxford Bookstore, ordered myself a double-egg double-chicken kati roll at Kusum's, and simply walked the road from end to end when I realised I needed coffee, and Café Coffee Day obliged. One travels through time at Park Street, stopping to either hail a yellow Ambassador taxi or to take in the blinding lights and timelessness of it all.
Visit Borobudur temple in Yogyakarta; leave for the airport in the evening.
The final day of a trip brings with it many issues. Do we have to check-out sharp at 12? How much does the luggage weigh? Did I forget to buy that cold cream Nanu wanted? It's even more serious when a person, for no apparent reason, saves the most important item on the itinerary for last.
After promising the concierge I'd be back before check-out time, I took a Grab bike to Jombor bus station. As if the locals knew why I was there, they promptly directed me to get on the Cemara Tunggal bus that would drop me at the temple's entrance. The single largest Buddhist structure on the planet, the scale of Borobudur and the intricacy of its architecture had me mesmerised the moment it appeared on my peripheral vision. I walked clockwise around the temple as instructed, one platform after another, stopping to look at the stories carved on the stones — the life of Buddha and his journey towards Nirvana. I had fun enacting Temple Run on its terraces. The horizon came into view as I climbed onto the topmost platform, where a total of 72 Buddha statues sat inside individual perforated stupas. In the distance, I could see volcanoes Merapi and Merbabu under the clear sky, recalling what my Grab driver had told me earlier that morning.
"Sir, try to see the Merapi and Merbabu from the top. If you do, consider yourself a lucky man."
I checked my watch and realised that check-out time was behind me, and my return flight was hours away. But I had never felt luckier.
Kazi Akib Bin Asad is Sub-editor of SHOUT, The Daily Star. Follow his travels on instragram.com/akibasad