All those debating and 'Best Delegate' crests you're stocking your shelves with are no match against twenty minutes in a room packed with faces you see twice a year.

Yeah, if you miscalculate the distance, that is. You might even hit your head on the moon; at least the impact may set your brain in place.

I have never been much of a "collector" myself. I was never into Pokémon cards, and I remember, to a lot of my friends' dismay, putting down my ever-so-benign dad's offers of buying me one of those metal beyblades that all the cool kids back in the day had.

You know what sucks? Vacuum cleaners. You know what else sucks? Being counsellor-zoned.

No, this isn't click bait.

Books are, without a doubt, the closest things to magical objects on Earth.

We all can be quite compulsive sometimes. Whether it's chewing on our fingernails relentlessly or tapping our feet to the annoyance of everyone else.

When Eid comes around every year and everyone is busy reminding themselves of the happiness and celebration that comes with these festivities..

Money and all other worldly wealth are nothing but temporary illusions, my friend. Our goal in life should be eternal salvation and fleeting above all worldly needs.

Load shedding season is back. We are the victims and must thrive to survive.

Not sleeping enough makes fasting all the more challenging.

Personally I have encountered countless situations where I couldn't help but overhear strangers talk about their personal lives in public.

Gone are the days of bargaining exclusively by threat to mamas, “Ei daam e dile den naile jai”.

Gawsia /noun/: a hellish maze, designed by the Devil himself that every man has to traverse unwillingly at least once with their mom, sister or significant other.

The frequent power failures, the blistering heat and the fear of the trending chikungunya had forced me to finally rethink my life and sit down with a pen and paper to reevaluate my priorities.

Semester breaks are like New Year's resolutions - you always keep high expectations of them working out as planned knowing very well that it almost always ends in disappointment.

Nostalgia goggles have always been my least favourite accessories.

Warning: Getting a life may involve stepping outside your house for a change. With all the countless hours spent in the dark playing video games or watching Star Wars, the sudden gust of light as you step out into the sun may damage your delicate retina.

If you think the world can be divided into only animal lovers, haters, and sad indifferent people, then you are very wrong.

Nothing a like a few creative hacks to keep the heat down