This Week's Horrorscope
Call me an ophthalmologist but I think your eyes are beautiful.
Rock music is destroying the youth, if destroy means save.
If you know what broth's fighting for...
Croquembouche that, my enemies!
Kevin Parker wants to take off his shoes before going onstage and you have to facilitate that.
Either I'm wrong or you're wrong, but I think it's me. But I'm wrong.
Trust issues are not uncommon for supporters of Liverpool FC.
What do you mean the sun is getting real low?
Old rabbits buy card.
My sixth sense says my other five senses have failed.
Antelopes look like they smell nice, but they don't.
Nine seems like an odd number of lives, I think cats would like something even, like ten.