Take a 5 minute break before every sentence you speak.
How many kinds of blackness do you know?
Count the lines on your palms. Double the number, subtract 37. Magic.
Name one place which makes you both rich and poor. The answer is always the ATM.
No movie will win the Oscars this year.
The 'R' on your car gear stands for 'Race' mode. Try it.
Trick your parents into believing that Gmail is superior to the email.
How many sides does your cubicle have?
Blueberry cheesecake did nothing wrong. Forgive her.
If you're losing hair, it's probably because you're going bald. Or vice versa.
Jimmy Neutron has a twin and a half-sister. Can you guess their names?
Pat yourself if you think everything that happens in the world, happens inside you too.