8 SUBTLE SIGNS THAT SHE'S PSYCHOTIC
Sometimes major red flags can be classified as being “quirky” when it comes to relationships. We can often misjudge someone, I mean, we are the same species who nominated Adolf Hitler for the Nobel Peace Prize. Look how that turned out. So, here are some signs to definitely watch out for.
1. She Gets Upset over Immortality
Some women worry over stuff like the relationship not working out down the road. That may or may not be justified. But there exists another category: women who get upset because they can't have you 24/7 forever. And I mean forever. If she gets visibly upset over you getting to meet 72 new women after you move onto greater things, you might want to quickly jump ship to the Next Plane. That's the only escape.
2. She Insists that She's Messed Up Every Time She Messes Up
This argument is often backed up by a previous dysfunctional relationship. By that logic, the Nuremberg Trials would be pointless as the Nazis would just say “lol Hitler made me this way.” Even though we all know Taylor Swift uses this excuse repeatedly and her quotes are interchangeable with Hitler's*. You have to remember that you are not the person who did those things to her, and if she can't respect that, she's not ready for a relationship.
3. She Never Leaves Your Side
There's the cute way of never leaving your side that involves still keeping the relationship status intact on Facebook even when you're bankrupt and living inside a cardboard box on a dingy Moghbazar goli. Then there's the literal never leaving your side even when you're out with your guy friends doing guy things like going to the men's room. There's a line that should not be crossed, especially when it has urinals on the other side.
4. She Thinks You might be Cheating All the Time
You changed your profile picture to a picture of you with your childhood best friend who happens to be a female. You know what females do? THEY STEAL YOU.
Or that's the way your psychotic girlfriend might think even if you look like a 67-year-old Arnold Schwarzenegger's left toe. Sometimes she might say that it's not you but the women who make her feel insecure. I think we can all remember that one guy comparing women to tamarind who said something like that.
5. She's Upset about You Cheating inside Her Head
You call your girlfriend and she's suddenly mad at you even though you didn't do anything, except sleep. Did you sleep through any incident? Turns out you didn't but she did. You cheated on her -- in her dream. How do you get out of that? You don't.
6. She's Particularly Jealous of Your Pets
You can't really blame your dog for the way it shows affection to you but when your girlfriend thinks that it's inappropriate and only she is allowed to do it, it's time to reconsider the relationship.
7. She Demands All Your Passwords
You might not have anything to hide on your Facebook but things can be taken out of context. The conversations between yourself and your bros are only for the people involved in it. You might be comfortable with her reading your convos but your friends might not be. It's a breach of privacy and more often than not, it might end up with you being ostracised from the group. This is a serious issue that is rampant among most couples and often leads to bad fights. Sometimes, things might slip and she'll go all Edward Snowden on you with your friends; that's always a bad idea. Even more so if the relationship won't last.
8. She Lies to Test You
Okay, so she's lying to you to check if you're lying to her without any definite proof that you're lying to her. There's something messed up over here. Maybe it's the rampant usage of the word “lie.” Can't be too sure. It can also mean that you need to visit a therapist.
*http://www.buzzfeed.com/ailbhemalone/a-pinterest-user-has-been-attributing-hitler-quotes-to-taylo
Note: Even though the article mentions women, the above points also apply to men.
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