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12:00 AM, March 01, 2018 / LAST MODIFIED: 12:00 AM, March 01, 2018

Honest ads of fast food places

If there is one thing that we have learnt from the booming restaurant business, it is that probably there is nothing we love more than food. And in order to cater to our insatiable hunger, new food places open up every day. What if these restaurants made honest ads about themselves?


Did you ever imagine liking a dipping sauce better than a burger itself? Well, now you do. Unfortunately, with the rise of Feelox and that phony Fakeout 3.O we have lost quite a significant share of our customers. And in response to that, we have decided to make our burgers smaller and more expensive. Wait, why did we do that again?


We are essentially Fakeout with a longer service time. We were just wise enough to not name it Fakeout 2.O.


It all started with that one friend jokingly suggesting a fake Facebook page of that one famous restaurant and it has worked wonders for us. Who knew a joke could make money? We came, we memed, we conquered, well kind of. However, we have now become the living embodiment of “a joke taken too far” with mostly empty tables.


Like your pretentious black & white Instagram posts, we help you inflate your kitschy ego with our Groot beer. If that does not get you going, our overpriced miniscule burgers surely will. Cheers. 


After being battered by Fakeout for a prolonged period, we are finally making ground as our “rad” marketing team comes up with brilliant ideas to make our waiters uncomfortable.


Do you love cheese? You are in luck. Rejoice as we smear everything with local cheese and make sure that pasta and pizza both taste the same.


We used to serve chicken to our customers. Now we just serve “chicken”.


Nafis Imtiaz Onish believes grinning is the answer to everything and avidly loves art, astronomy & all things nerdy. Send him Carl Sagan fan art at nafisimtiaz17@gmail.com

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