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Ways to Spend your Eid Salami

For those who don't have any prospects of receiving any salami or have had their money confiscated by their parents, you might want to turn your eyes to the next article. On the other hand, if you're someone who has been blessed with amazing relatives and have a lot of salami to spend, here is how you can spend some of that money. 

NETFLIX SUBSCRIPTIONS
Do you like drama, action, sci-fi, sitcom, anime, documentaries, classics, being glued to your screens, binge watching shows, watching the latest series before everyone else, giving people spoilers, and chilling? If so, get yourself a Netflix subscription, because I have just given 13 reasons why you should. Premium packages should cost you around USD 12 which roughly translates to BDT 1000. 

FOOD
With Ramadan being over, you finally get to hang out with your friends in restaurants and coffee shops. Purchasing food and beverages is a great option if you want to splash some of your salami around. May be you could pay a visit to any of the fancy hotels or lounges you see popping up on social media due to their questionable price tags.

WORLD CUP STUFF
The greatest show on earth gives you the opportunity to spend some good money on football merchandise. Perhaps you still haven't bought that jersey of your favourite team or maybe that flag of yours is too small for showing off to your neighbours. Then go on and spend some of that salami into these things.

GIVE YOUR FRIENDS A TREAT
Ever had your friends annoy the life out of you for a treat? But in spite of being the kind hearted soul you are, you could never manage to give them one thanks to your empty wallet. Fear not, for this Eid you can afford it. So select your closest friends and head out to the nearest place where you can find food. May be this Eid, you'll be getting more attention than salami.

CHECK ON YOUR DEBTS
You may not owe people a lot of money, but despite this, it's still a good option to check on your debts. Maybe you had borrowed money from your friends that needs to be repaid or you need to pay three months' worth of bill at your local tong. Even if you don't pay the entire debt or bill, you should at least pay back what you can and lighten the burden on your shoulders. 

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