THIS WEEK'S HORRORSCOPE
Your breath will smell like a freshly mowed lawn.
Your bag will be taken away by a centaur on a bike.
Your parents will be called to the school because you stole a cactus.
If you didn't have lunch yet, you're probably hungry right now.
Post a poll and ridicule your seniors at university.
Become a professional sports score predictor.
Your cats will chant your name when you enter the house today.
Wear knee socks and just stay in bed all day.
You don't need to do anything with your life anymore.
You need a timeout. Go to your nearest departmental store.
Go sky diving in the Pacific Ocean.
I think you will sea a see lion in the 'C' of Colombo.