Bro Code: One Stop Guide to being a Bro

A BRO WILL NOT DATE ANOTHER BRO'S EX
Consider this. It has been over a year your Bro has broken up with his girlfriend; she is single, young and just as beautiful as she was before. You two have been talking for a few months now and starting to develop feelings for each other, and considering taking this relationship to the next level.
That's it right there Ash Ketchum, you need to put a hard brake and let this go. A Bro usually has a soft corner for his ex; watching you two together will cleave a crack in his heart. One cannot commit treason -because you know what happens to people who commit treason- just follow the Game of Thrones!
A BRO WILL ALWAYS HAVE ANOTHER BRO'S BACK
This is important. No, wait, scratch that, this is the MOST important. Here's a 'petty' example for you to ponder over. A Bro was conversing with a girl and at one point, he decided to pick out a bad habit of another Bro (who's a mutual friend) to use as a reference to show how good of an angel he is. Well, that is like stabbing Jon Snow at the Wall.

A BRO WILL ALWAYS RESPECT THE SHOTGUN
If you are a real Bro, you will know how much shotgun means to the community. Only the most eligible of Bros have the right to call 'shotgun' and sit in the front seat of the car. If you are a new Bro and still don't know what it takes to sit on the Iron Throne of the Bro community, here are the top three must have skills:
-- Dj skills as great as Skrillex
– Expert navigator just like Vasco da Gama
-- Must be a specialist in planning and problem-solving and sweet talking out of trouble.
A BRO WILL ALWAYS TELL A BRO IF THE BRO IS WRONG
Let's face it, no matter how much bromance two Bros have, the Bros will not let each other digress. A Bro will forever respect women so, if your Bro is cheating on his girlfriend, you will call your Bro out wrong, but I private, of course. A Bro will not ruin his Bro's and that Bro's girlfriend's life. If a Bro is abusing his children, his Bro will put his foot down and stop him right there. My fellow Bros, you only live once, so spread love, peace, and harmony.
The Bro Code is sacred and infallible. It must be given the same importance as one would give to praying the night before exams. If any of the aforementioned have interested you and you too want to be a Bro, then the people of the Bro Club welcome you with open hands and a ginormous Bro-Hug.
By Ali Sakhi Khan
Photo: Sazzad Ibne Sayed
Model: Abdullah Al Mahfuz, Zaib, Rabbi
Wardrobe: Ecstasy
Location: Guitar Strings
Styling: Sonia Yeasmin Isha
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