Osama Rahman

April 11, 2020
April 11, 2020

The Bloodfall at Ocean Drive

Cradled between the hill and the sea,

March 28, 2020
March 28, 2020

Mass gathering on social-distancing held; participants demand draconian laws be put in place now

A gathering of some 10,000 people -- standing 10 feet away from each other, decked out in gloves and masks -- yesterday demanded that draconian laws be enforced to tackle the growing virus outbreak.

March 21, 2020
March 21, 2020

MINISTER CAMPAIGN FOR AWARENESS ON VIRUS, INFECTS LITERALLY EVERYONE

An arrest warrant was issued for Minister of Footpaths Abdul Kander for inadvertently spreading the newest strand of the now highly contagious Dengue virus during his awareness campaign against it.

February 22, 2020
February 22, 2020

The million ants’ migration

It was supposed to be a match made in heaven. Until international politics came to the fore.

February 8, 2020
February 8, 2020

What’s wrong with my finger?

Did the electronic voting machine fail to recognise your fingerprint? Were you told your fingers weren’t moisturised enough? Were you shamed for your sweaty hands? Were you called old? The truth behind why your fingerprints weren’t recognised is not that simple. Here’s the truth. Brace yourself:

February 1, 2020
February 1, 2020

Just want to be loved: EVM

Osami Garbwell makes a spectacular return to interview the most talked about person in town: Electronic Voting Machine. The following are excerpts from the interview:

December 12, 2019
December 12, 2019

The misleading claims

Suu Kyi: Please allow me to clarify the term clearance operation. Its meaning has been distorted. As early as the 1950s has been used against communists. It simply means to clear an area of insurgents or terrorists.

October 25, 2019
October 25, 2019

The cost of citizenship

Shuttered shops and vacant alleys present quite a different picture of the usually bustling corridors within Geneva Camp, located in the capital’s Mohammadpur.

September 27, 2019
September 27, 2019

Cops arrest 11 more burglars

The crackdown against burger joints around the city reached new heights after a chain of burger-peddlers, known as burglars, was

May 10, 2019
May 10, 2019

Former religious, genocidal party forms new non-religious, genocidal party

Rudolph Shitler and Joseph Phony yesterday shocked the world by joining hands in what has been dubbed by the media an “unholy