March 13, 2021
Country’s image more fragile than male ego? One country finally opens up
Osama Rahman [OR]: We all want to know one thing and I want to get right to the point. Why is your image being tarnished so easily? Do critical words really take away from how far you have come since you were declared a basket case by a racist, mass murderer?
March 6, 2021
Government officially launches The Snitches Club
The Government of Chapasthan officially launched The Snitches Club earlier yesterday. An initiative of the Ministry of Misinformation, the club was inaugurated by the country’s leader, who attended virtually from their official residence.
March 2, 2021
Will the real chivalrous man please sit down
As woman’s day dawns upon us, two arguments immediately break out: what about men’s day, and look at how all the feminists killed chivalry.
February 6, 2021
Meet the disorganised crime family
A disorganised crime family – The Dark Side -- has suddenly come in the crosshairs of a multimillion-dollar propaganda machine, also known as News. Although no one is supposed to talk about it, so as to avoid feeding the propaganda, how innocent Third World country citizens are targeted by more prosperous nations merited some discussion.
January 30, 2021
‘You-first’ policy shows country’s generosity
The recent declaration by the unhealthy minister of the country that no VIPs, VVIPs or even VVVIPs would take the much-wanted vaccines first has spread a sense of camaraderie throughout the country.
January 23, 2021
Corrupt officials come up with list of immoral activities to avoid
A section of corrupt officials, using their expertise in, well, corruption, have come up with a list of immoral activities that citizens are to avoid at all costs.
January 16, 2021
WhatsApp group discovers cure for crippling anxiety
WhatsApp groups comprising pandemic doctors -- or people who used their free time to research important causes using choice keywords -- recently announced a surefire way of curing anxiety in the country.
January 9, 2021
Roosting ducks: Confused Americans still wondering if that was a coup or not
The United States of America, a former colony of the United Kingdom, may not yet be ready for democracy.
January 2, 2021
Fastest-developed vaccine ever hastily named ‘G-nat’ by lazy marketers
It was supposed to be a cause for grand celebration, but instead there have been loud grumbles of disdain.
December 12, 2020
Saint Martin’s man arrested for fraudulent use of the word ‘resort’ and other adventures
Saint Martin is supposed to be the next big tourist destination for Bangladeshis. Fact is, Saint Martin has been the ‘next big thing’ since it was first discovered. The second fact is Saint Martin will always be the Mario Ballotelli of the tourism world: the potential is there, but it can never be realised.