Mahbub Alam Munna

August 20, 2022
August 20, 2022

Reaching home safely is mark of success and development: Minister

There is good news for those who have failed or are failing to achieve success by becoming an engineer or a doctor. Chapasthan has set a new “success criterion”, under which people can become successes, seemingly by doing nothing out of the ordinary. 

July 30, 2022
July 30, 2022

National cricketer angry at the Sun for rising too late

It is cause for national joy that at least one Bangladeshi has been able to fulfil his parents’ dream by rising early. Since as far back as an egg cracked after a hen laid it (let’s not, okay?), parents have dreamed that their children would rise along with the sun.  

July 23, 2022
July 23, 2022

Parallel Universe: Afghans deploy military in America to ensure peace

No sooner had the uproar over the first few images of space captured by NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope ended, NASA came up with another strange claim.

July 16, 2022
July 16, 2022

NASA to hire Bangladeshi ‘scientists’ to get authentic images

The fact that NASA is famous for producing fake images of space and celestial objects, has again been proven.  

July 9, 2022
July 9, 2022

All oil used for flattery, none left for energy production

Due to the national habit of applying generous levels of oil to slide one’s way to the top -- or most often, barely middle, levels -- of organisations, Chapasthan has been facing an oil crisis for the past few days.

July 2, 2022
July 2, 2022

VIP criticises Dr Strange for not practising medicine

“How is he even a doctor if he doesn’t treat people or at least own a dispensary?” Naambolle Chakrithakbena, a Verbosely Impotent Person (VIP), asked about Marvel Cinematic Universe superhero Doctor Strange.

June 18, 2022
June 18, 2022

Internet Explorer has been closing for 27 years

The news that has been circulating of Internet Explorer retiring at the age of 27 is basically a lie. It’s actually the world’s longest and slowest closure, taking 27 years.  

June 11, 2022
June 11, 2022

PK joins race with Saudi man to marry Amber Heard

Being hit by serious penury, when Amber Heard was totally unable to pay Johnny Depp the $10-million compensation, the amount lost in a bet over the Liverpool-Madrid UCL final, an altruistic man from Saudi Arabia came to the rescue with his fat bank accounts.  

May 28, 2022
May 28, 2022

Women’s attires are reason the country is bad in all indexes: Study

“Corruption is high in Chapasthan. Do you guys really know why? Because of the dresses and clothes the women of this country wear,” Jamanai Mia, the chief researcher of Meyeder Poshak Gobeshona Institute (MPGI) said yesterday while announcing the findings of the institute’s latest study. 

May 21, 2022
May 21, 2022

Musk froze Twitter deal after hearing about PK

Elon Musk, the multi-billionaire with millions of social media followers, has talked about his worst nightmare -- PK Maldar, the former Chapasthani candidate for the world’s richest man.