Mahbub Alam Munna

‘Marriage aspirants’ joining ‘Chirokumar Sova’ after decision on marriage tax

The Dhoka West City Corporation (DWCC) has taken the notion of thinking outside the box to another level.

2w ago

Real seek entry into Farmgate coaching centre after failing English test

Real Madrid players have reportedly come to Bangladesh hoping for admission to a well-known coaching centre of Farmgate after they failed their English test, held in Etihad exam hall on English soil.

3w ago

Guardiola promises to cut his hair if City fail to beat Real in UCL semi

Pep Guardiola, who is popularly known for bottling Champions League campaigns, is once again dreaming again of winning it, even at the cost of his hair.

4w ago

Farmers confused by helmet-wearing seasonal farmers

Chapasthan has employed student leaders of universities and colleges, especially those who wear helmets regardless of whether they have bikes to boost agriculture.

Heroes sparring over who had the better movie create local Avengers plot

“Eid without our local heroes’ fighting over their movies’ supremacy is like sweet without sugar. You cannot enjoy the festival wholly if they don’t fight,” Tausif, a local movie freak from Basabo, said while sharing a movie meme in his timeline on Facebook.

Man stays in Bangladesh despite apparently acing IELTS, goes viral

It is a given that someone who secures a commendable score in the IELTS exam will go abroad, and not stay back in Bangladesh.

Juniors massaged student leader’s legs because he was preparing for the Olympics

The country erupted in joy at news that a student leader from Bangladesh Mountains University is going to partake in running events of the Paris Olympics next year.

Content creator rules her own universe of 5

A content creator recently declared that she had made her own social media universe where everything revolves around the number 5.

Is there really a demand for cats and dogs in restaurants?

A host of cats and dogs in the capital have recently sought asylum in Europe because of a rumour that has spread like wildfire.

Fighting over being called ‘Murgi’ stops after price of chicken skyrockets

Being called “Murgi” has always been a source of extreme offence for all students of Bangladesh, although they can often been found queueing up to have fried chicken.

Social media celebrities will soon become Tagores and Nazruls

A recent, very confidential study has projected that very soon, Bangladesh will become home to not one, not two, but very many Nazruls, Tagores and Shakespeares.

Disappointment as dream of seeing Boi Mela from metro rail still unfulfilled

Some people in the capital have reacted with disappointment as their supposed dream of looking at the Boi Mela will not be fulfilled this year as the section of the section of the elevated railway that passes near the book fair venue is yet to come into operation.

Science can’t answer why people get the most important calls inside elevators

Science has been the prime source for answers ever since humans learned to remain silent about questions they couldn’t answer. However, with one particular question, “why people get the most important calls while they are inside elevators?”, science can only respond with silence time and again.

99% of Bangladeshis could get ‘exposed’ before the end of 2023: researchers

Bangladesh holds the record for having the highest number of people, per square kilometre, to have been exposed on social media at least once in their lives.

‘I own many houses in the US only to make better sewerage systems back home’

Task Jong Un, one of the most intense workaholics in Chapasthan, exhibited his diligence once again by taking his responsibilities to another level.

Blender d’Or Award introduced for all athletes

It was an auspicious moment for the country when Bangladesh introduced one of the most prestigious awards in sport, the Blender d’Or, just like France’s Ballon d’Or. Bangladesh even managed to surpass France as the award is being given to palyers of all sports, while France has maintained the narrow outlook of giving it only to footballers, an egregious oversight from a supposedly liberal country.

Man reactivates his FB to congratulate new student leaders

Telmar Uddin, who has been deactivating his Facebook account for the past 2 years to secure CGPA- 4, reactivated his account recently just to congratulate newly elected student leaders as he believes that is more important and prestigious than securing the highest CGPA.

Oxford University to sue Brazil for proving its prediction wrong

People used to have more faith in Oxford University’s research than they had in themselves.

Triggered by ‘seasonal fan’ tag, man quits job to watch football

What else could be more humiliating than to be called a “seasonal fan”, that too in the midst of the enthralling football world cup?

Bangladesh announces 16-crore-person argument squad for Qatar 2022

While many countries were busy declaring their 26-man squads for the FIFA World Cup in Qatar, Bangladesh declared a 16-crore-person squad for world cup arguments, as people of the country argue much better than they play football.

Bangladesh’s ‘Works at Facebook’ community chilling despite mass layoff

You may wonder how the large number of people in Bangladesh, with a bio on Facebook claiming that they work at Facebook, are coping after hearing that the social media site’s founder Mark Zuckerberg has fired 11,000 employees.

Elon Musk selling sarees on Twitter

After spending $44 billion on the acquisition of Twitter, Elon Musk was fearful about his potential fall from the spot of world’s richest person.

University-based club presidents demand veto power in UN

Just like permanent member countries of the United Nations Security Council, some club presidents of Bangladeshi universities believe they should have veto power regarding any issues, because they are no less important.

9-yr-old annoyed at parents comparing him to Einstein

The phenomenon of a boy of barely 10 solving mathematics problems has taken social media by storm.

Country forcefully making youths with other dreams become cricketers

Best Cricket Board (BCB) has been accused of forcing young men, who never dreamed of playing cricket, to play the sport internationally.

Script blank after crude words removed from Incel Point

A famous director recently became shocked seeing that his script was actually blank after he decided to remove crude language from his show, Incel Point.

Not clashes, just students preparing for world cups

As we are heading towards back-to-back world cups this year, potential participants are spending more time preparing themselves, although most are still unsure of which world cup they are preparing for -- cricket, football or something else?

Chairs were made for men, not for women: Chairman

“Have you ever heard of a person who is called a ‘chairwoman’? It’s because the chair was made for men.

Cricket board announces team for the next study tour in Australia

Bhalo Cricket Board (BCB), a board congested with cricketing geniuses, just announced the names of players they will send on a study tour set to be held in Australia next month.

Private university students learning how to say ‘Sohomot Bhai’

Just when the students of private universities were thinking they had studied enough courses to be a “corporate frontrunner”, their universities introduced a new course, Introduction to Party-ing, to ensure that students could contribute to the holy politics of Chapasthan.

University students become self-proclaimed fashion designers

A new movement has emerged in Chapasthan as university students claimed to be ‘fashion designers’ who can dictate which student should wear what. These self-proclaimed fashion designers seemed to be more concerned about female students’ attire than that of male students.

Paying less: The best way to prevent money laundering

Amid the epidemic of money laundering crimes, the country just invented a foolproof method of preventing people from doing dirty stuff with the money they don’t need.

Reaching home safely is mark of success and development: Minister

There is good news for those who have failed or are failing to achieve success by becoming an engineer or a doctor. Chapasthan has set a new “success criterion”, under which people can become successes, seemingly by doing nothing out of the ordinary.

National cricketer angry at the Sun for rising too late

It is cause for national joy that at least one Bangladeshi has been able to fulfil his parents’ dream by rising early. Since as far back as an egg cracked after a hen laid it (let’s not, okay?), parents have dreamed that their children would rise along with the sun.

Parallel Universe: Afghans deploy military in America to ensure peace

No sooner had the uproar over the first few images of space captured by NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope ended, NASA came up with another strange claim.

NASA to hire Bangladeshi ‘scientists’ to get authentic images

The fact that NASA is famous for producing fake images of space and celestial objects, has again been proven.

All oil used for flattery, none left for energy production

Due to the national habit of applying generous levels of oil to slide one’s way to the top -- or most often, barely middle, levels -- of organisations, Chapasthan has been facing an oil crisis for the past few days.

VIP criticises Dr Strange for not practising medicine

“How is he even a doctor if he doesn’t treat people or at least own a dispensary?” Naambolle Chakrithakbena, a Verbosely Impotent Person (VIP), asked about Marvel Cinematic Universe superhero Doctor Strange.

Internet Explorer has been closing for 27 years

The news that has been circulating of Internet Explorer retiring at the age of 27 is basically a lie. It’s actually the world’s longest and slowest closure, taking 27 years.

PK joins race with Saudi man to marry Amber Heard

Being hit by serious penury, when Amber Heard was totally unable to pay Johnny Depp the $10-million compensation, the amount lost in a bet over the Liverpool-Madrid UCL final, an altruistic man from Saudi Arabia came to the rescue with his fat bank accounts.

Women’s attires are reason the country is bad in all indexes: Study

“Corruption is high in Chapasthan. Do you guys really know why? Because of the dresses and clothes the women of this country wear,” Jamanai Mia, the chief researcher of Meyeder Poshak Gobeshona Institute (MPGI) said yesterday while announcing the findings of the institute’s latest study.

Musk froze Twitter deal after hearing about PK

Elon Musk, the multi-billionaire with millions of social media followers, has talked about his worst nightmare -- PK Maldar, the former Chapasthani candidate for the world’s richest man.

Banks offer ticket loans for powerfully powerless cousins

Even as Chapasthan’s per capita income continues to surge, people are failing to buy transport tickets. And so, the heart-touching reality of relatives of rulers being unable to afford train tickets has come to the fore

Coaching centres introduce crash courses on collecting more salami

“Pera Nai, Just Chill”, the country’s leading coaching centre located in Farmgate -- the worldwide capital of such centres -- just introduced their new crash course to teach students how to collect more Eid salami with minimal effort.

Country launches 18-plus launch service

The country yet again took another traffic-jam changing decision by deciding not to sell any tickets to persons without NIDs. People have already started to call this measure an “18-plus launch service” as someone must be 18 or above to get an NID card.