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Comment Warrior Association in disbelief after India’s lunar triumph

Mahbub Alam Munna
Sat Aug 26, 2023 12:00 AM Last update on: Sat Aug 26, 2023 12:08 AM
The Space Federation scrapped their plans for the moon race with India after officials realised the country has Uttara, which is exactly like the moon. So we already won. Photo: Rashed Shumon

The netizens of Bangladesh, the epicenter of social media-based intellectuals, stormed the internet once again following India's historical astronomical leap.

Ever since India's machine landed on the moon successfully, Bangladesh Comment Warrior Association (BCWA) invaded the comment sections of different social media platforms with its active and reserved forces to remind India about their inability to feed a large number of people and build more toilets.

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"Building toilets is more important than sending unnecessary rockets to the moon, spending money whimsically," Hudaipechal, a seasoned comment warrior and the president of the association, said in one of his Facebook posts.

India has been grasping for the moon for decades, and eventually they succeeded, opening the avenue of a cross-border twist. Leaked data (we don't know who did this) showed that the project cost of India's moon mission was, incredibly, lower than the monetary value of the pain comment warriors felt.

Calling it a scam, Aubishwas, the vice-president of Bangladesh BCWA said, "This is just propaganda. Only one man could go to the moon, that too from Bangladesh back in 2013. Other such claims are nothing but lies!"

"Building toilets is more important than sending unnecessary rockets to the moon, spending money whimsically," Hudaipechal, a seasoned comment warrior and the president of the association, said in one of his Facebook posts.

Slowman Schucon, the country's unparalleled jack of all trades, having been blessed with a sea of knowledge, showed hundreds of scintillating reasons in his latest book, written overnight, why India shouldn't have gone to the moon leaving so many problems unsolved.

"No, India made the greatest mistake of the century," he said. "I wonder why there was none among the 1.4 billion people to stop the project. They could have at least asked my advice. Had they met me before starting the project, they wouldn't have to spend so much money unnecessarily," he continued.

"What will they bring from the moon? Gold, diamond or platinum? Nothing … only dust. A functioning brain would never approve a project that costs hundreds of millions of dollars just to bring some dust that they could easily have extracted from their own faces after just a short walk in Dhaka city," he said.

On the other hand, the astronomical glory could not be celebrated for a long time in India as they discovered such comments on social media. With their eyes opened to reality by the supreme intellectuals, India promptly regretted their mission, and lamented not taking permission and advice from Bangladeshis before setting out for the moon. They keep blaming themselves for ignoring the opportunity cost -- toilets and food.

"Yeah, they are right. A place filling with craters and dust doesn't deserve to be explored at the cost of a single penny, let alone billions!" one of the lead scientists said, disillusioned.

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